Wanna fried special of the day? A sausage-inna-bun? Guaranteed cheap at half the price!
He spends hours planning, practicing, and plotting to avoid real work.
He's dabbled in dozens of different professions, but right now has a deep-fryer cart with oil of uncertain provenance.
Sea Mutt is a huckster, and he sells bottom-shelf crap for whatever prices the market will bear. He has a few rules:
1. If he himself won't eat it, he won't sell it. However, he has a digestion that leaves goats jealous.
2. He misleads, but he doesn't out-and-out lie. For example, he'll buy apples too old to turn to juice, and sell them as "Special Reserve" and "Aged to perfection".